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Disciple
Registered: 10-02

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I'm sure all of you are aware of the american heroes Luke and Bo from "Dukes of Hazzard". They entertained our childhoods from January 1979 to February 1985. Now they were always getting into trouble with the law, namely involving the stalwart Sherrif Rosco P. (Purvis) Coltrane and the flamboyant Boss Hogg.

Just Looking over the theme song and you know this show was destined to be #1

quote:

Just two good old boys, never meanin' no harm....
Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born.

Straightnin' the curves, flatten the hills....
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will....

Makin' their way, the only way they know how....
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

Just two good ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like two modern-day Robin Hoods....




But as I was thinking the other day it occurred to me that our heroes must have encountered tragedy and misfortune elsewhere in our great nation. During my research I found that Bo was a huge NASCAR fan and actually broke onto the track with the General Lee on one fateful day.



Now I know the quality of this might be poor as the cameraman was undoubtely shaking from the pure shock of this tragic event. I would like to know if any of you have researched this matter and what you might have found.

Disciple fucked around with this message at 11-06 around 13:06

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Bighorn
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5.

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Reaten
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wtf is a custom title

esté al acecho más

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G-III
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OH, I SURE POST A LOT

They were on a mission from God.

G-III decided to show you this image:

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jet sanchEz
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Fuck!
That Blues Brothers one is awesome.

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Calenth
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The force is strong in this one.

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thisdude23
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I lost at my own goddamned game and had to buy myself this title

5! This thread has a lot of potential. If I was near Fireworks I'd do something for it.

11-06 13:44
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Goob2k
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FAG

I'm waiting for the Daisy Duke fake pr0n shots.

That and pictures of Rosco.

Little known fact: The guy who played Rosco (James Best) was a Shakespearian (sp?) actor. That's right, he went from Hamlet to the sheriff of Hazzard.

11-06 14:00
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Pointman
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4,4!

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minister of mis-information

5 for potential

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quote:
Goob2k came out of the closet to say:
Little known fact: The guy who played Rosco (James Best) was a Shakespearian (sp?) actor. That's right, he went from Hamlet to the sheriff of Hazzard.


By way of the Burt Reynolds/Hal Needham stuntman vehicle "Hooper"


???????

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StreetPreacher
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Scouring google for "research material"

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Astroman
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I probably talk about role playing games a lot.

quote:
Goob2k came out of the closet to say:
I'm waiting for the Daisy Duke fake pr0n shots.

That and pictures of Rosco.

Little known fact: The guy who played Rosco (James Best) was a Shakespearian (sp?) actor. That's right, he went from Hamlet to the sheriff of Hazzard.



Negatory...it was the guy who played Boss Hogg that was Shakespearian. That's how I heard it, anyway. Neither of thier IMDB profiles suggest it...must've been theater.

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Disciple
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I was fairly certain that something must of broken this BMXer's concentration.



Also to get this out of the way, because it had to be done.

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Disciple
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This link might help with research material

http://www.hazzardnet.com/goodies/index2.php

11-06 15:38
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All Your Boss Are Belong To Us

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Disciple
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My last contribution before I leave work.

11-06 17:09
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NotJust4Breakfast
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quote:
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Negatory...it was the guy who played Boss Hogg that was Shakespearian. That's how I heard it, anyway.
You are correct - Sorrell Booke is/was a rather versatile and accomplished actor whose roles range from TV sitcom to classical theatre.

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YEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW! >Dixie Horn<

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YEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW! >Dixie Horn<




WINNER

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velvetelvis decided to show you this image:

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quote:
wernox came out of the closet to say:


By way of the Burt Reynolds/Hal Needham stuntman vehicle "Hooper"


???????



Holy Shit that was an awful movie!!

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I refuse to let a thread with this kind of potential die while a fucking thread about Wil "I've got a number six supersized with curly fries and a coke, anything else?" Wheaton is going strong for over two days.

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subreality
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For the General Lee, things have been going downhill ever since the show ended.

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Disciple
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I refuse to let a thread with this kind of potential die while a fucking thread about Wil "I've got a number six supersized with curly fries and a coke, anything else?" Wheaton is going strong for over two days.


I was also hoping because no category or theme for this Photoshop Phriday had been mentioned that people would be itching for a good PS thread. Oh well hopefully it will get bumped over the weekend and people will find the time.

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plastickiwi
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Bo, Luke, and seldom-seen cousin David.

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quote:
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[IMG - David Duke]




good one,

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Calenth
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This thread makes me want to go out and get a copy of photoshop. I have visions of the Duke Cousin's trip to Tattoine.

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2, for wasted potential and the above comment.

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Disciple
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I have drastically overestimated the popularity of "The Dukes of Hazzard" at SA.

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[img-HEAT]
YES, DENIRO AND KILMER ARE PLEASED.

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JohnnyHildo
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Ya know when "Bo and Luke" walked off the show due to contract negotiations, and they brought on the two homo cousins to fill in, the writers explained it away by saying that Bo and Luke had left Hazzard County to go run in the NASCAR circuit!


[img-TMYK!]

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Life support bump. This thread must not die.

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velvetelvis decided to show you this image:

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I love you, Velvetelvis.

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Bo Duke is Superman's dad. Oh man!

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[IMG]<img src="http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=988073" width=798 height=564 >[/IMG]

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You suck at the image tags. Since this is going to an ASP page as opposed to directly to an image, why don't you just leave it as a link to the page instead? It would probably save you much ridicule.

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